Upcoming Movie Sex Tape Full Review

Upcoming Movie Sex Tape Full Review

Release Date: Jul 25, 2014
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, Rob Corddry, Ellie Kemper, and Rob Lowe
Genre: Comedy
Written by: Kate Angelo, Jake Kasdan, and Jason Segel
Directed by: Jake Kasdan
Distributor: Sony Pictures Entertainment

Parents need to know that Sex Tape is a likely-to-be-raunchy comedy from director Jake Kasdan, whose 2011 comedy Bad Teacher also featured Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz. After 10 years of marriage, Annie (Diaz) and Jay (Segel) decide to make a sex tape, which they believe will put the spark back in their relationship. But when technology backfires and the tape gets leaked to their family, friends, and colleagues, the couple must use all means necessary to retrieve it before the damage becomes irreversible. Expect a heavy dose of sexuality and mature themes, as well as strong language, drug use, and crude humor.

Paris and Rick. Pamela and Tommy. Kim and Ray J. Couples who record themselves getting busy have a funny tendency to let the tape slip from their possession. Take Annie and Jay (Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel), who attempt to spice up their marriage by making their own little dirty movie. ''They sort of do every position in The Joy of Sex and kinda go crazy,'' says Diaz.

''In the end, they don't take into consideration that there's technology that shoots it up into a place called the cloud.'' But retrieving the errant clip proves to be a challenge. ''They know somebody's got it, they're not sure who, and they need to get it back,'' says director Jake Kasdan, who worked with Diaz and Segel on the 2011 hit Bad Teacher.

The stars' familiarity with each other helped in shooting the new film's racier scenes. ''Jason and I are, like, naked together,'' Diaz explains. ''You don't wanna be with a dude that's a total skeebag. You have to be with somebody you trust. We really just had a great partnership.'' Not for nothing, that's also the prerequisite for any good sex tape.

‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Tops Weekend Box Office with $100 Million

Transformers: Age of Extinction

"Transformers: Age of Extinction" earned $100 million in the US in its first weekend, the largest opening of 2014 so far.

The fourth installment of Michael Bay's "Transformers" film series beat "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," which earned $95 million in its opening weekend last April.

"Transformers: Age of Extinction" grossed $201.3 million in international markets for a total of $301.3 million worldwide.

In China alone, the pic debuted to $90 million, which should not come as a surprise since a lot of scenes in the movie were shot in the second-largest box-office market in the world. In addition, Li Bingbing, one of China's biggest actresses, has a significant on-screen role in the film.

“All of the new elements worked out great,” said Rob Moore, vice chairman of Paramount Pictures. “Mark Wahlberg has taken on the leadership of the franchise and Michael has re-energized this franchise.”

The film also opened very well in Russia and South Korea, where it took in $21.7 million and $21.5 million, respectively.

It also surpassed the opening weekend ticket sales of the franchise's third installment , "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," which earned $97.9 million in its debut weekend.

“It’s the perfect date movie and it’s counter to what’s out there in the marketplace,” said Erik Lomis, The Weinstein’s Company’s head of theatrical distribution. “It’s going to have strong legs and lay in there and just play for a long time.”

It is also the largest opening weekend of actor Mark Wahlberg's career.

Though "Transformers: Age of Extinction" saw a 22 percent Friday to Saturday drop, many box office analysts predict it will stay in the No. 1 spot over the July 4th holiday weekend.

Sitting at the No. 2 spot is the hot comedy film "22 Jump Street," starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. In the past weekend, the Sony Pictures release took in an additional $15.4 million for a total of $139.8 million ticket sales in the US. To date, it has only grossed $54.2 million in international markets.

Next to "22 Jump Street," is DreamWorks animated film "How To Train Your Dragon 2," which earned $13.1 million in the past weekend for a total of U.S. ticket sales of $121.8 million to date.

No other major movie openings came close to challenging Transformers at the box office, though the domestic grosses of Maleficent and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 both crossed the $200 million mark this weekend as well. Overseas, it has already taken in $106.1 million.

Fast & Furious 7 Movie Review

Director: James Wan
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Ronda Rousey and Tony Jaa
Genre(s): Action, Adventure, Thriller, Crime
Written by: Chris Morgan
Screenwriter: Chris Morgan
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Release Date: April 10, 2015

Fast and the Furious staple Vin Diesel broke the news that Universal wants Fast & Furious 7 in theaters by Summer 2014, and now the actor and studio have jointly confirmed their plan by announcing the movie’s official release date at the ongoing 2013 CinemaCon in Las Vegas.

Diesel and Paul Walker are, for certain, returning for the next Fast and the Furious 7 installment, but otherwise it’s not clear who else is secure and onboard cast-wise. However, if the rumors about the Fast & Furious 6 post-credits scene are to be believed, then at least one major newcomer will join the vehicular racing series on its seventh lap.

Universal, according to Screen Rant contributor Perri Nemiroff (who is present at this year’s CinemaCon), has scheduled Fast & Furious 7 to reach theaters on July 11th, 2014. That means it will arrive a week before director Bryan Singer’s X-Men: Days of Future Past arrives on the scene, and two weeks before Hercules (featuring Fast & Furious 6 costar Dwayne Johnson) hits theaters.

There will probably be more competition during that month, by the time the other major studios finalize their Summer 2014 roster. Nonetheless, the seventh Fast and the Furious movie is going to be a heavyweight contender, following after the lucrative Fast Five and next month’s hotly anticipated sixth installment.

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie in the Works at Sony

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sony and producer Neal Moritz are bringing the best-selling Sega video game Sonic the Hedgehog to the big screen.

The studio is teaming with Japan-based production company Marza Animation Planet, a division of the Sega Sammy Group, to make a hybrid computer-animated/live-action feature.

Upright Citizens Brigade alums Evan Susser and Van Robichaux are writing the screenplay, that will follow the antics of Sonic, the earth's fastest hedgehog. The film will also feature some of the franchise's favorite characters such as the evil Dr. Eggman.

Sony-based Moritz (22 Jump Street) is producing through his Original Film banner alongside Marza’s Takeshi Ito and Mie Onishi. Toby Ascher is executive producing.

In excess of two decades, the billion-dollar Sonic franchise has been one of the world’s biggest gaming phenomena, using more than 140 million games sold.

"There are limitless stories to inform with a character like Sonic the Hedgehog along with a built-in international fan base," Columbia Pictures president of production Hannah Minghella said. "Along with this wonderful creative partners at Marza, we're looking to capture exactly what generations of fans know and love about Sonic while also growing his audience wider than in the past."

The film will look to capture Sonic's irreverent tone and spirit, reuniting him with some of the most revered and infamous characters of the franchise, such as the evil Dr. Eggman. Playful, mischievous, and quick on his feet in additional ways than one, the world's fastest hedgehog is known for his ability to move at supersonic speed to safeguard his friends from their enemies.

Added Marza CEO Masanao Maeda: "Sonic has had a large number of adventures on the console and the small screen, and we're thrilled that he's now coming to the big screen. Sony Pictures has had positive results with hybrid animated and live-action features, and we're confident that this collaboration will bring a fresh decide to try Sonic, while still capturing exactly what the fans love about him."

Sony's hybrid animated/live-action Smurfs has spawned two films up to now.

“Sonic has had dozens of adventures on the console and also the small screen, and we're thrilled that he's now visiting the big screen. Sony Pictures has had positive results with hybrid animated and live-action features, and we're certain that this collaboration will bring a fresh decide to try Sonic, while still capturing exactly what the fans love about him,” added Masanao Maeda, CEO of Marza Animation Planet.

Moritz may be the producer behind the Fast & Furious franchise. He has a Goosebumps adaptation approaching for Sony on Aug. 7, 2015, starring Jack Black.

Minghella and Andrea Giannetti will oversee the Sonic task for the studio.

Susser and Robichaux's feature film screenplay, Chewie, was ranked No. 3 on the 2011 Black List. They're currently writing How to Grow Up, a series in development for CBS, and Fist Fight, an element film with New Girl star Max Greenfield and producers Shawn Levy, Billy Rosenberg and Dan Cohen attached. They're also writing a live-action version of The Jetsons.

Salman Khan-Starrer Kick's First Poster is Dark and Edgy

Salman Khan's Eid release-Kick's first poster is a complete departure in the superstar's other films. Yes, it doesn't have his face onto it.

All blue and dark, the poster has only just an eye-mask hinting that Kick won't be the usual Salman Khan-style gala affair.

Apparently the very first look, which was originally scheduled for end of June or first week of July release, has been unveiled now. The very first look of the film will be launched on June 15, 2014 said Sajid Nadiadwala.

This impressive poster increases the rumours that Salman is playing a grey role in the movie. Infact, Salman's character within the film is named 'devil', also starring Jacqueline Fernandes, Randeep Hooda and Nawazuddin Siddiqui.

All of the small budget films which made big in the box office will have to leave way for the massive budget movies now. Kick starring Salman Khan, Jacqueline Fernandez and Randeep Hooda in lead roles might find Sajid turning director for the first time. This will be Nadiadwala's debut film like a director.

Producer-director Sajid Nadiadwala told a tabloid, "He may be the devil incarnate. His character is grey and edgy, the goatee he sports is a pepper and salt mix. You've never seen him play a personality like this before."

Well, we're looking forward to Salman's 'grey and edgy' avatar.

The show based on the same name as 2009 Telugu movie might find Salman Khan 's Eid release after his Ek Tha Tiger. Salman Khan who has given Eid releases earlier sticks towards the same Eid funda even for this film. This past year, Shahrukh Khan released his Chennai Express on Eid which year it's Sallu bhai's Kick.

Jupiter Ascending' gets delayed until February 2015

In a very surprising move, Warner Bros. has pulled the Wachowski siblings’ film “Jupiter Ascending” from the summer blockbuster season, pushing back the release date to next year. The announcement comes just weeks before the original release date.

Variety confirms that fans who had been expecting to see the film, starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, and Eddie Redmayne, on July 18, will have to wait some more, until February 6, 2015 until it comes out in theaters.

While Warners didn’t offer a reason for the delay, speculation online has it that it could be down to one of 2 reasons: either the studio realized post-production work would take longer than initially anticipated, or higher-ups don’t have confidence in the film.

The summer blockbuster season is called just that for a very good reason: this is the time of the year when the biggest (i.e. most star-studded, most profitable) movies come out. It could be that Warners did not think “Jupiter Ascending” had what it took to go up against all these, so they pushed it to the box-office “wasteland” that is the month of February.

However, it might not be all that grim. Deadline is positive that the film got pushed back for the former reason, reporting that “the Wachowskis needed more time to complete visual effects work on their CG-heavy space epic, which spans intergalactic worlds and follows the story of a woman (Kunis) who links up with a space warrior (Tatum) and learns she’s the heir to Earth.” Read more on
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Homemade Scrapbook for boyfriend

A scrapbook can be the perfect gift for the boyfriend, especially if he is really hard to buy. And if you do a good job of filling it, each time he opens it he'll remember all the things the two of you have carried out together.

Among Homemade Gift Ideas for Your Boyfriend's Birthday sweet scrapbook is really a wise choice. Select the most breathtaking pictures of the two of you together, organize it within the chronological order to see if both of you any changes in the day starting love and also to conjure up lovely memories. I certain this scrapbook will make your guy smile whenever he view it because it contains all the memorable moments of the 2 of you. Use notes, tickers or small letters with funny messages and hidden them under some kind of special pictures which will bring surprise for your boy friend in case of finding them.

The Map of your Romance

That one involves brushing up on your craft skills. Think of all of the places that you guys went to together. The very first date, the first movie, the very first kiss, his favorite restaurant, the coffee place in which you spent hours gazing into one another's eyes; all this and much more. Create a map of your city, and mark each one of these special places using glitter, stickers and loads of colors to create your map attractive. For those who like to make it look like a real one, lightly mark the latitude and longitude lines having a pencil on it. To give it a rustic look, burn the perimeters at the corners to make it seem like an old map. When you are done, roll up and tie it having a satin ribbon. To make it more interesting, put the map in a small wooden chest seems like a treasure box. Should there be a way to use crafts to make a cute gift for the boyfriend, this is it!

Photo Key Ring

This gift is very cute and romantic, as well as doubles up as a key chain. Collect good quality photographs of the two of you together, and take small prints of them. After you have the prints, get each one of these laminated with a plastic coating to safeguard it from water along with other damage. Now punch holes at the very top of every photograph. Once you've punched the holes, put these right into a simple key ring to create a very romantic and endearingly personalized gift for the boyfriend.

Memory Collage

Here's something cute to create your boyfriend. The movie tickets out of your first date, your senior high school snapshots, the egg shells in the first day he made you breakfast in bed, the gift wrapper of the first gift, a tissue paper from his favorite coffee shop, the very first rose that he gave you; if you're someone who collects such things, this is definitely the gift for your boyfriend. Get a big cardboard piece and stick each one of these little memories on to it. Once you're done sticking everything, draw hearts and fill the spaces with love messages and quotes.

The best Romantic Scrapbook

A scrapbook is a great method to capture fond memories forever. In the event you don't want to buy a scrapbook kit, simply make customized scrapbook pages at home by cutting a chart paper. Use innovative ideas to brighten the scrapbook. Paste pictures, paper flowers, or draw sketches, graffiti, write quotes plus some personal messages on every page. Use stickers, newspaper cutouts and sketch pens to brighten the book. Write what you experience him, the way you felt when you initially met him and so on. 

Table No 21 Movie - First hit of 2013

Table No.21 has taken a really slow start at the box office on Opening Friday. According to early estimates, it has collected around 1.5 crore nett on Friday. Occupancy of Table No.21 for Opening day was around 15%. Film has gotten positive vibe from audiences who've watched the film in theaters. Hence, it ought to show growth over the opening weekend a minimum of.

The year 2013 commenced with five movies battling being the first hit of the centenary year of Hindi cinema. As it happens, that Table No 21 leaves its competitors far behind within the race to be the first hit of 2013. Directed by Aditya Dutt, the psychological thriller stars Paresh Rawal, Rajeev Khandelwal and Tena Desae in lead roles.

In addition to the unique storyline, what helped Table No 21 in gaining advantage over others was its unique marketing strategy. Prior to the release itself, online platforms were buzzing with news and updates concerning the movie. The marketing team did a fantastic job in identifying its target audiences, and nailing it with promos and contests that targeted at attracting moviegoers.

Assets of the films were launched creatively; fans needed to set the combination to 21 to watch a clip. The team launched a QR code activity across CCD's in India, where participants needed to scan the QR code present on the particular table which was called Table No 21 specifically for this activity. The QR code enabled these to participate in the contest and win exciting goodies.

The Facebook page of the film engaged energetic audiences with innovative applications like psychographic make sure review contests. With the numbers pouring in, it is obvious that Table No 21 is way ahead than its competition. It's collected over Rs 6.84 crores within 4 days of its release and it is still going strong in the Box-Office. Produced by A Next Gen Films production and presented by Eros International, Table No 21 is an ideal amalgamation of plot, music, acting and marketing.

Fun Baby Shower Games

Planning a baby shower and having fun is part of making the knowledge a success. Baby showers really are a fun occasion. Everyone if pleased to help the expectant mom celebrate as she prepares for that arrival of her new baby. If you're helping with the arrangement here are some suggestions for baby shower games to help break the ice and also have fun with.

Guess The Baby - This can be a fun game to play because unless you've known the women all their lives that are attending the baby shower game  the correct answer is a challenge to pick their baby picture. Possess the host of the party ask those people who are coming to bring a baby picture of themselves. Get one person collect them once the guests arrive and then tack or tape them onto a poster board. Benefit from the smiles when everybody understands who belongs to each picture.

Guess The Deadline - This one is always exciting to experience because it’s a game of chance. Allow it to be an interesting game and offer a gift certificate to some restaurant or department store for that person who guesses correctly. Have one person collect the guesses and them under lock and key before the baby is born. Let the all of the participants know who won to allow them to rib them for guessing correctly.

Baby Libs - It is simply like Mad Libs but you make use of the story of a baby and how they enter into mischief. Its best to have some printed story pages available to ensure that everybody can participate. Everybody is going to be laughing at the crazy things the infant does. It’s a fun time to let the creativity flow and it helps the new mom realize that laughing is contagious. Here's an example of Mad Libs for a baby shower.

Diaper Race - Farmville requires a couple of baby dolls plus some diapers. Teams of two compete against one another in this timed event. The object would be to diaper the baby doll the quickest but each team member are only able to use one hand. They have to interact to accomplish the task. You will need a timekeeper to help keep track of the fastest time in each round. They that diapers the baby the fastest wins. There is an example of farmville in one of the videos shown below.

Baby Care Games - Men should practice holding an infant before the actual arrival. For Don’t Drop Baby, guys toss water balloons backwards and forwards to each other; twosome who pops their balloon last wins the sport. In another variation, men put an egg on the spoon and race to some finish line. The guy who causes it to be to the finish line without ever dropping his egg wins the sport.

Measuring Up Mommy - With this game you will need a few rolls of toilet tissue. Each participant than unrolls the bathroom . paper to a certain length they think will cover around the mom to be's belly/body. Once all of us have cut their piece off, each one of these takes a turn going up and wrapping the piece around mommy. The one that has the piece of toilet paper that suits closest to Mommy's measurements wins the prize.

Chinese Zodiac Movie Review and Trailer

PRODUCER - Jackie Chan, Stanley Tong, Barbie Tung
DIRECTOR - Jackie Chan
WRITER - Jackie Chan
CAST - Jackie Chan, Kwon Sang-woo, Liao Fan, Yao Xing Tong, Zhang Lan Xin, Laura Weissbecker
MUSIC - Roc Chen, Nathan Wang

The affable, almost clownish, dare-devil treasure hunter Asian Hawk has returned. Jackie Chan reprises his much-loved role from Armor of God (1987) in Chinese Zodiac, coping with the mantle of actor, writer, director, producer, cinematographer, stunt co-coordinator and others. With signature good-natured action drama, he sets to search for 12 bronze heads of china Zodiac looted from China, 150 previously, which now lie in a variety of places in different parts of the earth.

Hired by business tycoon and antique- Lawrence Morgan (Oliver Platt), Hawk (coping with the pseudonym JC here) travels all over the earth on this mission. As he swishes across continents, sky-diving and parkouring with glee, he collects a motley group of accomplices and opponents globally. There’s a French heiress, (Laura Weissbecker), a Chinese archeology student (Yao Xingtong), JC’s own Chinese tech team - Simon (Kwone), Bonnie (Zhang) and David (Liao Fan), a Russian army, a band of pirates and JC’s direct rival Vulture (Alaa Safi), who’s searching for the heads for himself.

While, an ensemble, multi-lingual cast possibly brings colour and largesse with a project, here it depletes into some type of a circus. The sort that resides in comedy forced out of confusing situations because of different languages of communication. It’s slapstick within the Chan way alright, but a bit bit over-wrought in a not-so-pleasant way too.

Besides, you have the meandering story that can take everyone in one place to another and keeps adding colorful characters only for the sake of it. What aims being merry turns out to be rather tiresome because of the hectic activity around everything.

Action-wise, the film is slick and robust, clearly mounted on-par with the Hollywood biggies. It’s fast-paced and it has the Chan trademark imaginativeness and quirk woven straight into it. There may simply not be adequate for hard-core fans because sometimes, it will seem like the story takes over anticipated fisticuffs. There’s additionally a bit of embarrassing patriotism that weaves its distance for an otherwise light-hearted adventure film and sets a bad tone into an unintended direction. But fortunately, or unfortunately, the buffoonery keeps bringing the airy-headed-ness back.

Warts and all sorts of sorts of, what makes the ride worthwhile though, is the charm and charisma of the first stunt super hero Jackie Chan, who even at 58 displays an agility and impishness we've always loved him for.

Salman’s Dabangg 2 – Two Week Collection at Box Office

Salman Khan starrer action comedy film "Dabangg 2" is experiencing the monopoly at the box office across India plus the international market.

Arbaaz Khan's first directorial venture Dabangg 2, a sequel to his previous production Dabangg, has witnessed a drop in its collection in the Indian Box Office on Saturday. The company of the Salman Khan and Sonakshi Sinha starrer is far better compared to collection of Salman Khan's previous release Ek Tha Tiger, which in fact had raked in Rs 14+ crores on its second day.

Dabangg 2, which released in 3500 screens in the united states on Friday, opened to some thunderous response and collected Rs 21.10 crores nett in the domestic Box Office on its first day. Its collection was cheaper than that of Independence day release Ek The Tiger, however the romantic action movie is just about the biggest opener of non-holiday Friday, beating the prior of record of Rowdy Rathore.

The business of Dabangg 2 was likely to see a big jump on Saturday, but rather of going up, the movie witnessed a dip of 10 % in its collection. The Salman Khan and Sonakshi Sinha starrer has collected Rs 19.06 crores in the desi Box Office on the second day, taking its two day total to Rs 40.16 crores nett.

Dabangg 2 is doing a record breaking collection in North India. Traded expert Taran Adarsh tweeted, "INDIA: #Dabangg2 CP Fri 1.12 cr, Sat 90.50 lacs ... CI Fri 89 lacs, Sat 69 lacs ... Rajasthan Fri 1.26 cr, Sat 96 lacs." He added, "#Dabangg2 Sat *estimates* around 17 cr to 18 cr nett."

However, Dabangg 2 is anticipated to have a big jump in its collection in the domestic Box Office on Sunday. Trade professionals state that the movie would cross Rs 50 crore mark within the first weekend. Stay locked for this space to read its latest collection updates.

Baby Shower Scrapbook Ideas

Everyone wishes to have memories associated with their babies. So the trend is moving towards for making baby memory books, baby keepsake book and baby scrapbook ideas to ensure that we can go through them once we wish to. This is practiced to ensure that we can keep them as a remembrance for a lifetime long. It can be sometimes confusing regarding how to start with the baby memory books. It's a tedious work to organize them. If you have decided to start with the scrapbooking concept, then your following tips can be helpful.

A baby shower is definitely an occasion to be celebrated having a memorable invitation and keepsakes. Add creativity with someone custom design the invitation on the computer. Develop graphics that may also be used to create a scrapbook so the theme and appear are consistent. Select a scrapbook concept that will enable people to benefit from the memories of the shower whether or not they attended or not. Keep the scrapbook safely stored to be able to share it with the child to savor in later years. 

If you’re new to scrapbooking or aren’t creatively gifted then these baby shower scrapbooking layouts could possibly be the right thing for you. All that’s needed are the ones pictures! But some people aren’t thinking about having their pages already created for them but still are a bit overwhelmed using what to do when it comes to making up their very own baby shower scrapbooking .

Invitation Page

Send an empty, mini-scrapbook page with each invitation. Incorporate a note asking guests to brighten the page in a baby theme, leaving space for any photo. Ask each guest to sign her name around the page she created and produce it to the shower. Decorate the coverage of the mini-scrapbook to match the theme of the baby shower. Give a note to the first page that explains the way the scrapbook was created by the baby shower guests for that mommy-to-be. Return the completed pages towards the scrapbook as you collect them from guests at the time of the shower.

Party Activity

Provide scrapbooking like a party activity. Divide your guests into three or four groups. Give each group a mini-scrapbook and decorating supplies. Assign a style to each group's scrapbook and instruct these to decorate the pages accordingly. Recommendations for themes include baby's first year, nursery rhymes, baby animals or gender-specific themes such as little princess or little sailor. Also try this is to choose a theme that matches the parents-to-be choice of nursery décor.

Guest Book

Turn a mini-scrapbook in to the baby shower's guest book. Instead of only signing their names, have guests decorate a whole page around a few written words of advice or perhaps a message of love for the parents as well as their new arrival.

Gift Memory Book

This mini-scrapbook idea will need a digital camera, a portable printer and 2 or three volunteers to help produce the finished product. As each gift is opened, ask the one who gave it to pose for any photo with the mother-to-be and the unwrapped item. Print the photo of the giver and recipient and put it in the center of a scrapbook albums. Make use of a scrap of the gift wrap, clippings of the ribbon and also the gift tag to embellish the rest of the page. Once the gift-giving is complete, the mom-to-be has a keepsake memory album of her day which serves as a way to recall who gave each gift when it's time to write her thank-you notes.

Funny Sardar Jokes in English

Latest collection of Latest Jokes of Sardar Ji. There exists a large collection of very nice Latest Jokes of Sardar Ji together with Urdu Poetry, Love Poetry, Urdu Jokes, Funny & Love SMS and Love Quotes. Continue visiting the site for more latest collection of Latest Jokes of Sardar Ji.

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 yr old daughter,
he can not read very fast.

Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kato salo, sb maroge!”

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?"

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.
Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,
Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

Funny Sardar Jokes

How to Make a Christmas Card

Christmas cards can be fun to make. Handmade cards give a personal touch and can be quite beautiful. Over time, people may tend to treasure them a lot more than store-bought ones since you can personalize them for each individual on your list. Another benefit to creating cards is the memories you build while getting together with others creating the cards. It's a warm way to welcome within the holiday season and to bring sparkle and cheer to other people. The cards can be as simple or complex as you wish, but each will be unique.

Deciding on the card Size

If you wish to put your cards in envelopes to provide to friends and family, you'll have to purchase “announcement” size envelopes useful for invitations and cards. Pick from the sizes listed in “Things You’ll Need.”

After you have decided on size the envelope, you'll need cardstock that fits into those envelopes once it's been folded in half. If you choose the largest envelope which is 5 1/2-by-8 1/8 inches, then you’ll need cardstock that's twice that size which may be 11-by-16 1/4 inches so it matches the envelope once folded in half.

Fold your cardstock in half. There's a multitude of shapes and images you need to use on your Christmas card. If you like to draw, you need to use the glitter glue tubes to draw in simple designs by free submit the middle of the front piece of cardstock, just like a bell, a star, a Christmas tree, a candy cane, a snowman, Santa or even a stocking.

You might want to practice by drawing a round Christmas tree ornament. You are able to trace around the bottom from the glass or a round container to produce a perfect round shape. Then select one or more colors of glitters tubes to brighten the ornament with lines or stars. In the event you draw a Christmas tree, you can draw tinsel strings and balls round the tree and a star over it with a glitter glue tube.

Mark an upright line that divides the development paper in two rectangles. Cut across the line carefully as this would be the edge of the card. Fold each rectangle in half, pressing firmly, and reopen. Make as numerous of these card bases as you need.

Decide the farthest focus on the background of the card. Paste in a tree made from twisted green pipe cleaners, cut from green paper, or add one drawn with green marker or puffy paint. Create other trees in the top center of the card, adding as much as needed.

Cut photographs for any collage, adding the faces or items of scenery to the front from the card. Attach these with a clear gluestick. Or use markers or stencils or stamps to produce the effect you wish.

Embellish the perimeters by gluing on pom poms or small sequins. Dust the top of card with clear or white glitter to really make it sparkle like fresh-fallen snow.

Write a vacation greeting inside the card, making it more personal with the addition of names. Trace over the letters having a gluepen and dust them with glitter. Allow the card dry open for an hour therefore the sides do not stick together when it is closed.

Christmas Christian Crafts for Kids

Kids love making things, and Christmas is the best time for some crafting. Help kids of every age group make decorations and ornaments to celebrate this special time like a family. Simple crafts they can do on their own will bring a lot of joy and feeling of accomplishment.

Christmas is one of our family’s favorite holidays. Using the shopping, parties, and just plain playing around which goes along with this holiday, we love to to try and set aside some time with each other and our daughter to produce some toddler Christmas crafts. Sometimes the crafts are Christmas gifts, sometimes Christmas decorations, and frequently they are just a fun way to spend a couple of hours! We have tried to include kids Christmas crafts here that are appropriate for a variety of ages and talents.

Shepherd's Crook Ornament

Shepherds were watching their sheep when angels announced for them the birth of Christ. A simple Christmas craft can be made using a candy cane because the shepherd's staff and a few craft materials. Make use of a non-spring clothespin for the shepherd. Glue a strip of material onto the shepherd for his robe and the other for his headdress. Kids can draw a face around the shepherd with markers. If you wrap a chenille stem round the shepherd, it forms an arm on both sides, then wrap one arm round the cane.

Angels of Joy

Angels played a huge role in the events surrounding Jesus' birth. Make an angel garland Christmas craft. Give a variety of inexpensive Christmas bows, craft sticks, markers and ribbon. Kids will disseminate the loops of one bow and glue an art stick in the flat core bow. Kids may draw a face around the craft stick toward the very best. Then, have them write vertically, J O Y. Possess the kids make several of the "joy" angels. Then, thread an extended piece of ribbon through a top loop on each angel for hanging.

Evergreen Cross

Rather than a round wreath on the door, possess the kids each make an evergreen cross to have an easy Christian Christmas craft. Use real or artificial evergreen pieces. A great size of the pieces is all about 12 inches and 18 inches. Kids can easily form a cross using the evergreen pieces. Use clear fishing line or colorful ribbon to cover the center of the cross many times to hold the two pieces together. The kids may glue or tie some decorations to the cross, such as gold stars, a nativity picture, angels or any other desired items.

Paper Poinsettia Craft

Our paper poinsettia craft is definitely a easy way to decorate your home for Christmas. This craft goes together quickly and our provided template for your leaves makes it that much easier to put together.

Felt Christmas Tree

Our felt Christmas tree craft with removable ornaments is really a fun Christmas craft for kids. It’s many uses, from like a reward chart to like a fun holiday decoration! We’ve used this tree to train counting and color matching too with this toddler daughter.

Cotton Ball Santa

With paper plates, paint, lots of glue and cotton balls kids will enjoy making our fun cotton ball Santa craft. This kids Christmas craft is made because we found that it’s difficult to find a good Santa Claus craft that younger children are capable of doing. Our cotton ball Santa craft features a bunch of fun textures and is really a great exercise in following directions. Your children will enjoy the end result and it makes a great homemade Christmas decoration or gift.

'X Factor' Results Leave Two Singers Not So Thankful

On Thursday's "X Factor" results show, two people in Britney Spears' team were sent home prior to the turkey had even cooled off. Arin Ray was the first victim from the double-elimination episode, while Beatrice Miller went head-to-head with CeCe Frey before following her teammate out of the door.

"I think you should just take this like a learning experience," Spears told Ray as he got the boot. "This isn't last time we're going to hear from you."

Unlike Ray, Frey and Miller had time to sing for their lives once they were revealed as the other pair within this week's bottom three. Demi Lovato's group member Frey has developed in the bottom before, so she arrived on the scene kicking and screaming with Kelly Clarkson's "Because individuals." Britney's mentee, however, let the tears flow during her emotional performance of Dido's "White Flag."

Once the vote went to the judges, Spears and Lovato obviously tied to their contestants, so it was at L.A. Reid and Simon Cowell's hands - plus they both opted to send the 13-year-old Miller packing. Cowell even pointed to Miller's uncontrollable tears because the reason he opted to transmit her home, saying she just wasn't quite ready.

"Sweetheart, you are so young and you've got so far to go, and this is only the beginning for you," Spears told the sobbing singer. "The song you sang tonight was excruciatingly hard, and you are a true star in my eyes and also you always will be."

Miller had dedicated her performance the night time before to her younger sisters, and she or he was thinking about them after she got unhealthy news: "I just want to tell my sisters which i love them and I am getting at I'm sorry."

Cher Lloyd made a triumphant go back to the world of "X Factor," performing her new single "Oath" with fellow femcee Becky G. The U.K.-bred pop star hit happens in a yellow sequined tuxedo shirt with fringed snakeskin shorts and brought her spitfire spirit and high-energy choreography towards the results show. Though Lloyd finished in fourth put on the seventh season from the U.K. "X Factor," she's found success because the show, including the U.S. radio hit "Want U Back."

Because the show first revealed the entire leaderboard two weeks ago, country singer Tate Stevens has held the very best spot, but this week saw the very first shakeup, with Carly Rose Sonenclar moving to #1. Here's how America's vote shook out:

1. Carly Rose Sonenclar
2. Tate Stevens
3. Vino Alan
4. Emblem 3
5. Diamond White
6. Paige Thomas
7. Fifth Harmony
8. CeCe Frey

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American Horror Story: Asylum Reveals Bloody Face's Origins

American Horror Story: Asylum showed the maniacal serial killer's origins, that have been first hinted at through the devil. (Wow, not a sentence we have ever thought we'd have to write.) Dr. Thredson (Zachary Quinto) was abandoned by his mother growing up. He grew up in the system, where they'd never hug children because that will form a connection.

It was his insufficient human contact that ultimately drove him over the advantage. During med school, he earned first contact with a woman - a cadaver - exactly the same age as his mother and realized feeling skin-to-skin contact sated him. But dead skin just wasn't performing (ha!), so he chose to remove the skin off live women. Obviously.

However, since Lana (Sarah Paulson) is in his special basement, Thredson can seem to be live skin. She's even the same age as his mother when she abandoned him, that was part of the reason he chose Lana. Another part was that she understood Bloody Face, that they discovered as she was attempting to write about the case. But when Lana attempts to escape, Thredson is close to skinning her too. But she knows why is him tick and calls him her baby because he succumbs to his need and suckles from his "mother's" teat. Serious.

Unfortunately, it seems Thredson is still as much as his old tricks in current day. A man sounding like an elder Thredson calls law enforcement to report the copy cats he left for dead in Briarcliff. Law enforcement find the three now-dead imposters and the deceased Leo (Adam Levine). But where's Teresa (Jenna Dewan-Tatum)? She's his next victim!
But which was only one of American Horror Story's big reveals now. Here are the four others:
1. Sister Jude (Jessica Lange) returned to Briarcliff! Except then your Monsignor (Joseph Fiennes) set up for her to become transferred to Pittsburgh. (Find out below why.)

2. Dr. Arden (James Cromwell) is indeed a Nazi! And he would've been discovered had Sister Eunice (Lily Rabe) not wiped out Mr. Goodman - Jude's Jewish Sherlock Holmes - and stolen evidence.

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3. Shelley is finally dead. The Monsignor was called to provide last rites for a random inflicted woman, simply to discover it was one of Briarcliff's charges, that they quickly dispatched using their own rosary. Hail Mary!
4. Arden is developing a new race! Thanks to the Monsignor, former tuberculosis specialist Dr. Arden reached keep doing his experiments to produce an immune booster when Briarcliff changed into an insane asylum. The booster is really a mixture of syphilis and tuberculosis that's designed to fortify the United States' population in the event of a nuclear attack. Monsignor would take Arden down after discovering the reality, except then everyone would get screwed. Your best option was to send away their common enemy Jude because she could identify the truth.
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Funny Christmas Party Game Ideas

A Christmas party is a here we are at friends and family to gather together, enjoy food, exchange gifts and also have a good time. One of the ways that you can help your friends and relatives have a good time at your next Christmas party would be to work on some funny Christmas party game ideas that everybody can enjoy.

Santa Hat Game

For festive gatherings with Santa hats. You'll need everyone to be wearing a hat, so either make use of the ever popular Santa hats, or else give everyone a normal party hat. The sport is based on observation. the objective isn't to be the last person playing a hat on. In the beginning announce the simple objective, the only real rule is that no one can place their hat off until you have. Let another game or conversation occur, and as time goes by, individuals will take their attention off you, as well as forget the game is happening. Eventually remove your hat and watch as people cotton on. Gradually the hats can come off, amidst sniggers and smirks. Some unsuspecting person (who’s probably busy boring everyone having a hopeless story) will be last to see, and much to every ones’ mirth, this person may be the loser. Serve up an appropriate forfeit, obtain the hats back on and provide the loser the chance to start the following game.

Naming of Candy

With this you need: About 6 different candies which have given names like M&M's, Crunch, Wrigley's , etc. 1 Die (or 2 dice when the crowd is very large) Everyone is seated on the ground in a circle. Packaged chocolate bars or candy are placed in the center of the circle. Everyone starts by saying their very own names. The leader then makes certain that everyone knows what candy is incorporated in the middle. someone begins by rolling the dice. When they roll a 6, they can take among the candies in the middle. The die is constantly on the go quickly around the circle while people keep obtaining candy. When all of the candies are taken, people then could possibly get other people's candy. In order to get their candy, they have to state the person's first name and also the name of the candy they hold. The one who rolls a 6 and matches the specific candy and the person takes the other's candy. When they forget either name, they miss their turn and also the dice goes to the next person plus they continue to roll. (One person could possibly get more than one candy and people can hide the candy behind their back). This can be a great way of getting to know people's name and the way to get your favorite

Celebrity hunt

Everyone writes the a celebrity, famous person or character on the piece of paper which they stick to the forehead from the player on their left (use tape or office Post-It notes). Make certain they don’t see the name. Jot down the activity(s) or event(s) that has made them famous( but no names). Paste the paper on the wall so that every guest can easily see it. This will act as cues and provide the participants a direction to create guessing. Now the game starts. Everybody else can see your forehead. The aim is to work out who you are. Making the rounds the table, each payer takes a use ask the party questions regarding who they are - answers could be YES or NO only. If you get a You actually may continue asking, when you get a NO play progresses to the left. Last person to guess their name may be the loser. Simple, but very absorbing.

The Grouping Game

This is an excellent game to play as a mixer. It's a fun, fast moving game. It begins as everyone collects in a single big group. The leader initially calls out several, usually a number between two and fifteen. The amount shouldn't be more than half of the quantity of total participants. When the number is known as out everyone must attempt to collect in a group which contains that number of people. The group members ought to be latching arms or have their arms wrapped around one another so that the leader can see who's in the group. If someone cannot enter an organization because the number of required members continues to be reached, he is out of the game. As different numbers are successively called the number of participants gets smaller and smaller. Eventually, you will find less than ten people. The final group, or winning group, must have anywhere from two to five people.

Race 2 Movie, Review and Trailer

Race 2 is an upcoming Indian action thriller film to become directed by Abbas-Mustan and produced underneath the Tips Music Films banner. It is the sequel towards the 2008 hit film, Race, and stars an ensemble cast which includes Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukone, John Abraham, Jacqueline Fernandez, Anil Kapoor and Ameesha Patel.
Director duo Abbas-Mustan has returned with the sequel of Race, which offers to have more action, more thrill and much more heat. The trailer

Race 2 Movie Review

starts with Saif Ali Khan’s monologue: “Badla jitna purana hota hai, utna hi khatarnak hota hai.”
Saif Ali Khan, who also featured within the first installment, looks dashing in the lean and crisp look. John Abraham (the film’s antagonist), flaunts his chiseled body, taking hotness quotient from the film to another level.

Of course, you will find the sexy ladies- Deepika Padukone, Jacqueline Fernandes and Ameesha Patel. The Padukone girl helps make the most impact with her ten on ten figure, carrying forward her attractiveness from her last hit Cocktail.
Saif will once more be seen romancing Deepika after Cocktail, Love Aaj Kal and Aarakshan. John and Jacqueline, who starred together in Housefull 2, are paired opposite one another again. Anil Kapoor is expected to fuss with Ameesha Patel, like he did with Sameera Reddy within the first part.

“Race 2 will be made on as grand a scale because the original. We will be shooting in Turkey and Cyprus next,” director Abbas Burmawalla said within an interview.

According to creative producer Jay Shewakramani, “The twists and turns and also the style quotient of Race 2 is really a notch higher. It is a perfect sequel.
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Even though the plot of Race 2 continues to be kept closely guarded, the thriller continues to be shot in lush, exotic locations using the backdrop of gambling and casinos. ‘Action over thrill’ appears to be the mantra of the film.

Genre:

Thriller
Producer:
Ramesh S. Taurani
Music Director:
Pritam
Star Cast:
Saif Ali Khan
Deepika Padukone
John Abraham
Jacqueline Fernandez
Anil Kapoor

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Salman Khan Upcoming Movie Dabangg 2, Full Review

Dabangg 2 is an Indian masala film directed, written and made by Arbaaz Khan. It stars Salman Khan and Sonakshi Sinha inside the lead roles, with Prakash Raj playing the function of the main antagonist. Additionally, it's Vinod Khanna, Deepak Dobriyal and Nikitan Dheer in supporting roles. It's a sequel to the 2010 film Dabangg which is set in the city of Kanpur.

During pre-production, Arbaaz Khan confirmed the project: “Yes, there's a 110% possibility that we will start Dabangg 2, however when that

Salman Khan Upcoming Movie Dabangg 2, Full Review

may happen is yet undecided. See, Salman is loaded with lots of commitments to fulfill, so Dabangg 2 will need some time to start. But it’s definitely round the cards. “The main leads, Salman Khan and Sonakshi Sinha were cast to reprise their parts inside the sequel. Sinha became the first actress to reprise her role in the sequel of a Bollywood film. Her main look appeared to be taken from the first and consisted of a yellow saree, a long plait with flowers in her hair. Director Abhinav Kashyap was substituted with Arbaaz Khan because the film’s director. Prakash Raj was confirmed to own been chosen to play the main villain. Kareena Kapoor was roped in to play an item number in the film, despite initial reports considering Katrina Kaif for your role.

Dabangg 2 is obviously a different film but comparison while using original Dabangg is inevitable.

The type of ‘Robin hood’ Pandey was introduced in the first part. The type of a quirky bad ass cop with an above average heart was gradually revealed along with other characters, taking the story forward and making Dabangg a very interesting and entertaining film. Since we know him, all things have to move one step further. The way the makers do it, isn’t very clear from this trailer. They’ve promised that it'll have ‘more’ of all things. Does which means that it’s going to be repetitive? Might be. Does which means that it’s not going to be interesting? Certainly not.

Dabangg had got the whole mix perfect. Achieving the same goes with the Part 2 without overdoing anything, is a great challenge. If things go just a little off balance, everything will start looking artificial or far-fetched.

Whenever we talk about just the look, the first Dabangg had a uniform brownish tinted look achieved with probably a peculiar, special lighting. That exact look is missing at certain points inside the Dabangg 2 trailer. The reason could probably be the original DOP unavailable for the film. However the look is certainly not inconsistent.

The experience that people saw in the original was earthy yet stylish. That style seems to be somewhat missing in the trailer. It seems more violent than stylish. Much more about the lines of Singham than Dabangg.

The songs and choreography in original Dabangg were popular options that come with the film. From that which you see in the trailer, the choreography also doesn’t appear to be belonging to the same style. A frame or two even look chaotic.

Thankfully, the writer of the original Dabangg, Mr Dilip Shukla is writing the sequel too. So, a great consistency around the story and also the script part should be expected.

The best part of the trailer - and that’s unquestionably Salman Khan. One of the most convincing, the most consistent and assuring much of this trailer has to be Salman Khan. He has effortlessly continued from the first part with no gap or drop whatsoever. The type that was supposed to be grey was a hero because of the way Salman Khan played it. The charismatic actor seems to be in the same form and that’s great news for your fans.

From this trailer, it’s unclear whether Chulbul continues a bigger mission or he’s coping with the local goons yet again. With family matters resolved and Rajjo being won over, additionally, it remains to be seen what provides the emotional edge to the further episodes in Chulbul Pandey’s life.

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